Wednesday, 6 August 2014

Pantun Lucu Gokil Kocak Banget

Bicara tentang pantun memang banyak jenis kategorinya dan pantun sendiri sangat akrab di telinga orang Indonesia .Pantun adalah Sebuah bentuk Puisi Lama yang sangat luas dikenal dalam bahasa bahasa nusantara yang terdiri dari 8 sampai dengan 12 Suku kata dan Pantun sendiri adalah budaya asli Indonesia yang perlu kita lestarikan akan keberadaannya.

Adapun jenis pantun yang paling digemari adalah Pantun Jenaka atau Pantun Humor karena selain dapat dijadikan hiburan, pantun yang satu ini sangat gampang dan gak akan ngebosenin pendengarnya karena merupakan suatu hiburan yang menyenangkan.



Berikut kami sajikan Pantun Humor Lucu Banget yang bisa dijadikan hiburan atau lawakan yang bisa membuat si pendengar bisa tertawa dan sedikitnya bisa melupakan permasalahan yang ada ataupun bisa menghilangkan kesedihan walaupun sejenak.hehe

Jinak-jinak burung merpati
lebih jinak burung lelaki
burung merpati dipegang  lari
burung lelaki dipegang berdiri

Teluk Bayur banyak ikan
penjual jamu berbaju batik
Dengan jujur kukatakan
kamu itu sungguh cantik

Kelap-kelip lampu diskotik
ada musik tambah asik
Gimana mau nilai apik
makannya cuma keripik

Malam hari main kulintang
ditemani sobat sobat tersayang
Gimana hati kagak bimbang
kepala botak minta dikepang

Jalan-jalan ke Kota Arab
jangan lupa membeli kitab
cewek sekarang tidak bisa diharap
bodi bohai betis berkurap

Kalo mau menanam padi
paling pas saat cuaca berawan
aku memang belum mandi
tapi tetap cantik rupawan

Ada udang di atas batu
ada batu dalam perahu
jangan engkau jauh dariku
aku akan selalu sayang padamu

Mencari pekerjaan sekarang susah
keterampilan harus sering diasah
suara kamu kalo mendesah
membuat abang mandi basah

Orang gila makan apem
putus rokok mulut asem
udah pipi kamu tembem
ketek kamu bau ASEM

Ada botol masuk dicelana
kukira konci ternyata burung garuda
ada odol nempel dikaa
dasar dodol emang yg baca

Disini bingung, Disana linglung
mangnya enak, enggak nyambung

Hanya itu Pantun Lucu yang bisa kami sajikan semoga membuat anda tertawa

Tuesday, 5 August 2014

Tips And Ideas Using Viral Marketing

One of the most important things to take note on launching viral marketing campaign is that you must have a good online business product or a good information. this is in fact the basics of marketing that you should have.As you can see viral marketing is not limited to online media but also physical media too such as newspaper, create a flyer distribute it to your country or region,create ads on transport such as vans,lorries,buses, and create a poster that you can paste on the road also a form of viral marketing because viral marketing is activated when people find your product to be good and tell to their friend or recommend to them and in turn you could convert them into visitors and customers for your online business websites or online business product that you plan to use viral marketing to market it virally.


In online marketing,viral marketing is a effective ways to promote your business online websites or online business products fast provided if people work together as a team. Below are some ideas that i think will help you in using viral marketing in online media.

1) Viral marketing website. Try to join websites such as freeviral, hitfrenzy and many more because i think this is the easiest method if you want to promote your online business websites and online buiness products online as when you register these websites all you have to do is to get referrals by promoting the viral marketing websites.

2)Using Viral marketing in ebooks. Try to create an ebook that design for viral marketing and distribute it for free.
3)Using a viral opt-in-list or viral downline builder. This is also a useful viral marketing strategies that can help you to expose your online business websites or online business products.
4)By applying viral marketing in videos. This is in fact the most effective ways to promote your online business websites or online business products using viral marketing method because many visitors loves to see videos rather than a dry comprehensive text or information.

These are just only some viral marketing ideas that i hope will help you understand in viral marketing. If you want to learn more about vral marketing secrets and tips please do not hesitate to visit my blogs at website and i will teach in more details to you each of the viral marketing ways that i mention above.
Have a nice day!!!

Monday, 4 August 2014

Online Shopping Advice That Will Save You Money And Keep You Safe

Browse several different stores and compare products and prices before you decide to buy. Even compare different brands if you can. Also compare features and prices. As new items are added frequently, check back to your favorite retailers often.

If you're doing a lot of online shopping, make sure your spyware protection is up-to-date. Hackers often target major shopping sites in an attempt to steal personal information or to break into your accounts. If your antivirus software issues a warning or report about the shopping site you use, do not purchase any products from the site, and report this issue to the shopping site's webmaster.

If you are looking at purchasing from a seller for the first time, take a moment to carefully examine their pas

Sunday, 3 August 2014

Kata Mutiara Bijak Lucu Kocak Bikin Ngakak

Sudah pada mengetahui pada umumnya Kata Mutiara Bijak merupakan kata kata yang penuh dengan makna dan arti yang sangat berguna bagi kita sebagai manusia untuk menjalani kehidupan ini,selain berisikan nasehat kata bijak juga dapat menambah motivasi dan tentunya bisa melegakan hati jika kita bisa meresapi dengan benar.

Namun disini roromotan tidak akan menyajikan Kata Kata Bijak yang penuh makna,saat ini kami akan coba menyajikan Kata Mutiara Bijak Lucu Kocak  Bikin Ngakak yang tidak kalah manfaatnya untuk kita semua yang akan membuat kita tertawa ngakak kata mutiara lucu ini merupakan plesetan dari kata bijak dan bertujuan untuk menghibur.

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Dari pada panjang lebar dan tak tentu arah langsung saja kita simak Kata Mutiara Bijak Lucu Kocak  Bikin Ngakak yang bisa jadi pelipur lara penghilang kesedihan dan sebagainya:

Uang tidak bisa membeli kebahagiaan, tapi mempunyai uang akan lebih bahagia dari pada tidak punya.

Jika ada orang yang menyebutmu jelek, maka jangan berputus asa karena belum tentu orang tersebut berkata bohong.

Sahabat terbaik adalah uang, karena dengan uang sahabat pun akan datang

Pandanglah langit untuk melihat kebesaran Tuhan, pandanglah laut untuk melihat anugerah dari Tuhan, dan pandanglah cermin untuk melihat kutukan dari Tuhan

Kegagalan adalah kesuksesan yang tertunda dan kebohongan adalah kejujuran yang tertunda

Semua orang ingin masuk surga, tapi banyak orang juga yang tidak ingin mati

Hal yang paling utama ketika mencari seorang calon suami adalah menemukan orang yang berkepribadian. Mobil pribadi, rumah pribadi dan kolam renang pribadi.

Menahan gelak tawa itu tidak sehat. Gelak tawa akan turun ke bawah dan membasahi celana Anda

Bermimpilah tentang apa yang ingin yang kamu impikan, jadilah seperti yang kamu inginkan. Karena bisa jadi itu memang hanya  mimpi

Jadilah diri anda sendiri, jika anda jelek maka syukurilah kejelekan diri anda


Semakin banyak belajar, semakin banyak yang kita tahu, Semakin banyak yang kita tahu, semakin banyak yang kita lupa, Semakin banyak yang kita lupa, semakin sedikit yang kita tahu. Jadi kenapa kita sibuk belajar
Sodara sodara mungkin hanya segitu  Kata Mutiara Bijak Lucu Kocak  Bikin Ngakak yang dapat kami berikan untuk anda, walaupun sedikit namun manfaatnya banyak itu yang menjadi harapan kami.

Saturday, 2 August 2014

Top Five Things to Consider When Buying a Soft Top

Growing up, my dad was a Jeeper, and his favorite place to vacation was dead center in the middle of the local Sand Dunes. His jeep was equipped with sand paddles, coilovers, and a safari top. I once asked him why he liked the safari top over the hard top that he always kept in the garage, and he explained that while in the desert he needed a full view of everything around him, while keeping the sun out of his eyes. A hard top or even a factory soft top didn't make any sense to him for desert running.

My mother on the other hand preferred windows (We were a multiple Jeep family). Her jeep ALWAYS had a soft top on, rain or shine. She explained she liked the soft top because she could take it off quickly anytime she wanted, but we all knew she didn't want to very often, because she liked to keep her hair from getting messy.

I've decided to compile a top five list of things to consider when buying a soft top.

Function

The story about my mom and dad illustrates a very important point. What is the primary function your soft top is going to serve? An average person (read: NON JEEPER) would say to protect your stuff, but we know better. If we wanted our stuff protected, we install lock boxes and security trunks. I've found there to be a couple primary functions of a soft top: to keep out the elements or to look cool. For most, it's to have a top that is easy to take off in the sun, while easy to put back on in the rain and snow, while keeping mud and dirt from collecting in the crevices of the interior. When choosing a top for this reason, cheaper is not always better. Your top needs to have a history of sealing properly and becoming waterproof; otherwise there isn't much point, just keep the hard top on. Looks play a huge role too, and for that you don't need to break the bank. The Bestop is a good example for the JK Jeep Wrangler looks really awesome. Also, any type of safari top or mesh top looks really amazing, and is still functional.

Price

This is a no brainier, but needs to be included. Most of the time, you get what you pay for. If you see a soft top that is more expensive than all the others, there is usually a reason. It's always best to do your homework, but more often than not, the pricier they are, the higher quality you can expect. This would stand to reason that the warranty would be better as well, but this may not be the case for all companies. Do your homework when it comes to quality. Read the reviews, and take them to heart.

The Windows

If you are in the market for a soft top, you are in the market for easy access to that open-air experience. While having a Jeep soft top is a must for certain environments, you don't want to lose that feeling you get out on the open road, which makes window options one of the most important factors of the soft top. A broken zipper can wreak havoc on your windows, so look for options like self-correcting zippers, windows that can be fully removed while leaving the top on, and UV stable or protected vinyl.

Ease of Use

While wheeling in Moab last year, my Jeep club decided on an impromptu topless, door-less excursion through Poison Spider Mesa. It was a beautiful day. Halfway through the trail, the clouds started getting ominous, and sure enough, the rain came hard, and without warning. A couple people left their tops back at camp, so they were hosed off nicely, but the rest of us scrambled to put on whatever soft tops we had brought. I personally keep a safari top hidden in the Jeep for just that reason, and mine is very easy to put on. The nice lady in front of me appeared to have the same type of top, and she had never used it before. I started helping her put hers on and noticed that although they appeared to be the same, they were different manufacturers, and getting her top on was like solving a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. It was awful. The inside of her Jeep ended up just as soaked as the people who didn't have tops. It was a good lesson for her though. Never bring untested equipment onto the trail, and always practice putting your top on. Make sure you practice a couple of times, and look for reviews that say your top is easy to put on and take off.

Space Requirements

If you do a lot of camping or traveling, some tops are better than others. The Jeep Wrangler has limited space for gear in general. Although the new Wrangler Unlimited has more cargo room than ever before, it is still lacking compared to other SUV's. Some of the more popular tops effectively cut the available cubic ft by a third. If you are just out grocery shopping or have only two people total on your camping trip, the loss of space doesn't cause much of an issue. If you are planning on being outdoors for longer than a week, that extra space could mean a world of difference.

Before buying a soft top, do your homework, read reviews, and ask questions. You will be happy you did.

Friday, 1 August 2014

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Thursday, 31 July 2014

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